Pintu Ki Pappi Movie Review: It’s Not A Movie, It’s A Joke!! 😂😂😂

This movie is exactly like when you’re about to sneeze but nothing comes out. There’s a boy named Pintu who has a superpower that if he takes any girl’s kiss, she gets married within a few days. A unique concept, you know? No, literally, I mean it’s such a unique concept that now I understand why people curse Bollywood so much. Nepotism is just one thing; it’s infamous for all sorts of reasons. In front of this, even childish things deserve five hundred stars from me. Even "Martin" was a hundred times better, brother. Though those guys were the ones who kept striking and getting videos deleted. Here, the makers should have struck their own movie. Brother, the first song starts with a song. Where is the song set? At Shri Omkareshwar. At the holy ghats of Omkareshwar. The starting lines of the song are “Chidanand roopam Shivoham Shivoham.” And the next line? “Look, Baba’s fairy is roaming around me, taking selfies with me, then pouting and kissing me.” Seriously, what kind of place is this? How did you start this? And where are your lines going?

And think, this was the first shot and the first song of the film. From just this, I got an idea of what kind of things I was going to hear and see. Then comes the entry of Ganesh Acharya. Brother, seeing his acting level, you will feel like having a heavy laxative because he’s acting with the same kind of pressure. No doubt, he is a very good dance choreographer, but please, even Sonu Nigam acted better in "Jaani Dushman." Then comes the entry of a talented actor like Ali Asgar. And brother, what all the makers made him do! I couldn’t believe how they agreed to such character writing. They didn’t even spare Vijay Raaz in this movie. It seems the makers had decided that whoever comes to act, they will make them act in such a way that their career ends right there. The audience may curse separately, that’s another matter. And I was shocked to see Sunil Pal acting in the crowd! He doesn’t even have any dialogues. It’s full family entertainment, no abuses or anything like that. Otherwise, it’s your choice. From my side, I give this movie zero stars. Oh, this is the first time I have given a zero rating. I am proud of myself.