Tuner: A Super Tense Thriller Where Music Meets Crime 🎹🔒 Directed by Daniel Roher (the guy who made Navalny ), Tuner takes a very quiet, old-school job and turns it into a high-voltage mind game. It is a lot like those classic suspense movies where a person’s special talent becomes their biggest problem. The movie beautifully turns the simple science of sound and pitch into pure thrill, giving us a super smart robbery story. The Vibe: Amazing Sound Design Meets Big Crime 🎚️🏢 The film does a great job of showing a deep character story while keeping you on the edge of your seat. The Story: We follow a lonely, super-focused piano tuner who has a literal superpower, he has 'perfect pitch' and can understand sounds like nobody else. His quiet daily routine goes out the window when a fancy gang of criminals forces him to join them. The Robbery: The mission is perfectly made for him. He has to use his crazy good hearing to crack an impossible, high-security loc...
So brother, Bollywood has taken an oath on its mother that it will completely ruin our childhood. अब बोलो Boycott Bollywood, the first shock came when the announcement of Hera Pheri 3 came, we all went crazy with joy, what happened after that left everyone’s soul trembling. The Lord Farhad Samji, the real life super villain, the one person who can turn any big film into Titanic overnight, turned out to be the director of Hera Pheri 3.
Come on, the effect of Hera Pheri 3’s shock was only till the kidneys, but after that, Bollywood took it to the lungs. Now we are alive, maybe we will not be there tomorrow. Yes, the new part of Welcome is announced and the names of both Uday Bhai, Majnu Bhai have disappeared, plus the new actors who have come, now even Oscar would be shy with their acting in the film. Now the answer to why Heera Thakur vomited blood has been found and now brother, it is the turn of the brain.
Yes, the next victim of Bollywood is our brain and after hearing the name of the new film you will go into coma. The sequel of No Entry is going to be announced very soon and before you go out to celebrate the festival of happiness, stop there. I know for a long time, like me, you guys keep hearing the news that Salman Khan will start shooting for No Entry 2 today, tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, but now you will get a shock of 440 volts because this time Salman Khan himself has been given no entry in No Entry. But wait a minute, because not just him, all the actors have been changed and the new ones who have been appointed to take No Entry's story forward, the makers should be saluted for that selection. It takes a lot of courage for me to tell their names and you may even need Hanuman Chalisa to listen.
The Greatest of All Time, GOAT Arjun Kapoor, whose name is written in the Guinness Book of World Records for Zero Expressions. Yes, this guy is going to be the face of No Entry 2. It means that the biggest photo on the poster will be printed indirectly of our Kapoor Sahab. He is replacing Salman Khan in the film, Baap Re Baap. But who is going to support him, an actor who can make very good cinema but when the public does not want to see it?
Then meet Coolie Number 1, Varun Dhawan aka Judwaa aka Bhediya. He can play the character of Anil Kapoor according to some reports in the film. A colorful person like an innocent chameleon and the remaining third character is that of Fardeen Khan Sahab who entered the story of the original No Entry. Who will play his character? Any guesses?? it will be Diljit Dosanjh. Okay, the amount of work he has done in Bollywood till now is absolutely amazing, but the fear is that Diljit Dosanjh's expressions should also not become colorless in the company of Our GOAT Lord Arjun.
I have a suggestion. By the way, Diljit paaji is not worthy of this film. Yes, if Tiger Shroff is brought in his place in the film, then this will happen for the first time for watching No Entry 2 in the theatres, a living person will go but only dead bodies will come out. At present, the relief thing is that the names of the heroines have not been finalized but you I bet that I can tell you all the three names right now. First name is Pooja Hegde, how can a flop film be made without her?
If Disha Patani is not there then how will the film go in the wrong direction and for the third actress there will be उन्नीस-बीस का competition between the one who can do more worse acting in Jacqueline Fernandez or Nora Fatehi but the worst one will definitely have a role. Brother, after seeing all this with my own eyes, I just want to ask the entire Bollywood, whether you people understand the meaning of the word franchise or sequel. I know what the answer is but where do you get such courage from, friend, it is only because of such ideas that aliens will never come to earth.
Seeing these three actors together, I can see a big no entry written outside the theatres, no one is going to go inside the cinema hall. Whether you vote in 2024 or not. But do tell in the comments right now, yes or no, if there should be a sequel to No Entry. If you have any complaints then please let me know in the comments or wait for some time and I will meet you in the next blog.
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